Here's the Solution to Donald Trump's Inauguration Problem... K-POP!

Here's the Solution to Donald Trump's Inauguration Problem... K-POP!

With just days to go until January 20th, President-elect Donald Trump's list of inauguration performers is looking quite thin. Even artists who took the bait of performing - including Andrea Bocelli and Jennifer Holliday - have pulled out. 

So.... let us propose a solution to the empty seats he's desperately trying to fill. A big, beautiful K-Pop concert! The biggest, most beautiful and powerful K-pop concert you've ever seen!

We even have a suggestion for the main act: BIG BANG. Because the Donald likes big things and likes making a bang.

BIG BANG should prepare just one song. One perfect song they could perform: LOSER.

Though the main point is summed up by the title the lyrics that are in English, here is a translation courtesy of AZ Lyrics.

Loser, loner. A coward who pretends to be tough
A mean delinquent. In the mirror, you're
Just a loser. A loner, a jackass covered in scars
Dirty trash. In the mirror, I'm a

Honestly, I've never fit in with the world
I was always alone
It's been a long time since I've forgotten about love
I can't listen to hopeful love songs anymore
You and me both
We're just sad clowns, tamed and scripted
I've come too far. I'M COMING HOME
I wanna go back. To when I was young

At some point I started looking
At the ground more than the sky
It's hard even to breathe
I hold out my hand
But no one holds it.
I'm a

Loser, loner. A coward who pretends to be tough
A mean delinquent. In the mirror, you're
Just a loser. A loner, a jackass covered in scars
Dirty trash. In the mirror, I'm a

It's a cycle of girls and mistakes – Love them for
One night – And hate them when morning comes
Can't own up to it. Because of my selfish pleasure

Everything is being ruined – Can't stop this
Dangerous full speed run –
Now I have no interest, no
Fun anymore – I'm standing alone at the edge of a
Cliff. I'm going home
I wanna go back. To how it was before

At some point
I've gotten scared of people's eyes
I'm sick of crying so I tried smiling
But no one recognizes me. I'm a

Loser, loner. A coward who pretends to be tough
A mean delinquent. In the mirror, you're
Just a loser. A loner, a jackass covered in scars
Dirty trash.
In the mirror, I'm a

I curse the blue skies
Sometimes I wanna lay it all down
I want to say good bye
When I stop wandering at the end of this road
I hope I can close my eyes without regrets

Loser
Loser, loner. A coward who pretends to be tough

A mean delinquent. In the mirror, you're
Just a loser. A loner, a jackass covered in scars

Dirty trash. In the mirror, I'm a

LOSER
I'M A LOSER
I'M A LOSER
I'M A LOSER

---- END LYRICS ----

The Donald has had a fascination throughout his life with losers. He even puts Jesus in that company.

So please, let's make America great again with glorious K-pop. And by the way, Steve Harvey deserves a front-row seat too. 

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